My status messages and one liners (3)

1) भगवान् या तो बहुत ही कामचोर हो गया है या फिर बहुत ही आदर्शवादी । रिश्वत पर भी काम कर के राज़ी नहीं है !!

2) A girl advertised in matrimonial that she will only marry a guy who can book Tatkal train Ticket via IRCTC ... and and and ... she died virgin ... !!

3) Dhoni to Sachin : That's why i love T20. You ensure a win when ur team reaches 200 runs mark ... aur yahan test match mein dekho .. gandh macha rakhi hai ... runs ki koi value he nahi hai !! (During India v/s England 3rd test)

4)  सरदार होने क नाते मोंटी पनेसर ने वादा किया है की वे अपने आधे विकेट हरभजन के रिकॉर्ड में चढवा देंगे ।
(During India v/s England 2nd test)

5) मोंटी पनेसर को दारु मुर्गा ऑफर कर के देख लो .. क्या पता मान हे जाए । (During India v/s England 2nd test)

6)  Happiness is cheap, you just need to know the right place to search for it !!

7) Pollution और noise गई भाड में, don't burden yourself with responsibilities this diwali ... Enjoy the day with those who makes you happy :-) !! 

8) Dhoni to eden garden's curator : Harami yeh kya pitch bana di .. jis din humari batting hoti hai usi din bhaka-bhak wicket gir rahe hai ... pitch hai ki girgit !!   (During India v/s England 3rd test)